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Boys are always happy creatures, why?
· Their last name stays with them forever
· Phone conversations last for just 30 seconds
· A 5 day vacation requires only 1 jeans
· If someone forgets to invite them, they can still be friends
· They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 min
· They don't freak out when they go to a party and see another man wearing the same shirt or tie. Instead they become buddies
Grandpa to grandkid: Go hide, you bunked school today. Your teacher is here.
Grandkid: You go & hide, I told him you expired.
Grandkid: You go & hide, I told him you expired.
Newton's wife to Newton: How am I looking ???
Newton: Tan c/sin c
Wife: what ???
Newton: Tan c/ sin c
=(sin c / cos c) /sin c
=1/cos c
=SEC c
=sexy ;-)
Newton: Tan c/sin c
Wife: what ???
Newton: Tan c/ sin c
=(sin c / cos c) /sin c
=1/cos c
=SEC c
=sexy ;-)
A Boy Asks a girl in a Market: I Have Lost My GF Can u talk 2 Me for a Minute?
Girl: Why?
Boy : Coz Whenever i talk 2 Any Girl My GF finds Me.
Girl: Why?
Boy : Coz Whenever i talk 2 Any Girl My GF finds Me.
Teacher: Students Tell me Ur Names and Hobbies
Boys:
'' I am Sam,,
My hobby is watching ''Bubble''
'' I am Tom,,
My hobby is watching ''Bubble''
'' I am John,,
My hobby is watching ''Bubble''
'' I am Sam,,
My hobby is watching ''Bubble''
'' I am Tom,,
My hobby is watching ''Bubble''
'' I am John,,
My hobby is watching ''Bubble''
Teacher: ''Hh all boys have same hobbies! That's good
Now Girls Please:
Now Girls Please:
Girl:
Hi my name is ''Bubble'
1st man: Meet my wife Tina!
2nd man: Oh! i know her
2nd man: Oh! i know her
1st man: How?
2nd man: We were caught sleeping together!!!
2nd man: We were caught sleeping together!!!
1st man: What the h**l...?
2nd man: During lecture in physics class my dear
2nd man: During lecture in physics class my dear
Husband texts his wife: Hi! what are you doing darling???
Wife: I am dying...!!
Husband- Jumps with joy but types- oh my dear, how can I live without U???
wife - You idiot I am dying my hair
Husband -Damn English :(
Husband- Jumps with joy but types- oh my dear, how can I live without U???
wife - You idiot I am dying my hair
Husband -Damn English :(
Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home.
Bunty throws his bag out of window.
Teacher: who threw the bag?
Bunty: me! and now I'm going home!!
Bunty throws his bag out of window.
Teacher: who threw the bag?
Bunty: me! and now I'm going home!!
This is a message 4 all those who DON'T DRINK OR SMOKE!
One day your old friends will die and you will be left alone.
One day your old friends will die and you will be left alone.
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